things i would rather do than take my test.

let me tell you a few things that i would rather do than take my constitutional development test:

1. manual labor

2. step on a nail

3. be in the presence of an annoying couple

4. listen to Hinder

5. eat a razor blade

6. gnaw on a piece of wood.

7. eat a dog treat

8. shave my head

9. pluck out the hairs on my legs one by one.

10. lick mayonnaise off a spoon.

this list should show you how awful this test is going to be.

its tonight.